Start 'em young.

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo) 05/07/2017 at 19:16 • Filed to: None

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What, you don’t wear footie pajamas when you wrench?

He calls the ratchet a hammer. He also calls the wrenches hammers. Basically every hand tool is a hammer. And I swear I don’t know where he picked it up, but he often says “hammer time” while he’s using them.

cluelessk > Alfalfa 05/07/2017 at 19:18

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smobgirl > Alfalfa 05/07/2017 at 19:23

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I don’t wear footie pajamas cuz they don’t fit, but my coveralls aren’t that much different than my winter onesie.

E90M3 > cluelessk 05/07/2017 at 19:26

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After working in the oilfield, can confirm. If it’s not working, get a bigger hammer.

E90M3 > smobgirl 05/07/2017 at 19:35

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You have to wear coveralls for work as well?

Coveralls = best work clothes.

Wacko > smobgirl 05/07/2017 at 19:36

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Seems complicated for a girl to pee with that. Guess you don’t wait till the last second to get to the bathroom with a onesie, or footie....

My bird IS the word > Alfalfa 05/07/2017 at 19:41

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That’s how you get stains in your jammies

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Alfalfa 05/07/2017 at 19:44

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Little known fact: MC Hammer’s oversized pants were actually footie pajamas.

#themoreyouknow

smobgirl > E90M3 05/07/2017 at 19:44

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Not for work, but I’ve had the same coveralls for fixing the car since I was 15. Somewhere I have a young smob pic to share...

smobgirl > Wacko 05/07/2017 at 19:45

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But you probably understand that women will do anything to be warm in the winter. A onesie was cheaper than adding a fireplace to my drafty old house!

facw > Alfalfa 05/07/2017 at 19:47

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Whoever designed that cute tiny breaker bar may have missed an important thing about levers. Oh well, that’s what cheaters are for.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > smobgirl 05/07/2017 at 21:12

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Fires are worth it though :)

How about a standalone wood stove? Soooo nice.

smobgirl > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/07/2017 at 21:23

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I’m thinking standalone gas stove actually. We have too many pollution restrictions for wood in the city :(

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > smobgirl 05/07/2017 at 21:29

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That’s too bad. Nothing like a real wood fire.

shop-teacher > Alfalfa 05/07/2017 at 21:38

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Of course I wear footie pajamas to wrench. Is there another way?

Alfalfa > facw 05/07/2017 at 21:42

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Actually it’s pretty handy where you can’t fit something much bigger than your ratchet, because it’s still much more rigid than a ratchet and thus transfers force more effectively.

Kiltedpadre > My bird IS the word 05/07/2017 at 22:37

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Stains on the jammies beats getting grease on the shirt you didn’t realize mommy wanted to be used for pictures. Or so I’ve heard

My bird IS the word > Kiltedpadre 05/07/2017 at 23:34

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Ahh, I guess he is too young to have actually worn out any clothes yet lol.

Echo51 > Alfalfa 05/08/2017 at 02:00

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Tbh, he’s not too far off. If you haven’t used a ratchet as a hammer out of laziness to go grab an actual hammer, you haven’t wrenched enough :D

nerd_racing > Alfalfa 05/08/2017 at 07:33

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I mean coveralls are pretty much onesies. lol